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    Visited home last Saturday to get a haircut, do laundry, and mail my ballot in. You know, voting's important and all that shit

    So I took a shower, shaved, all that stuff you do after a haircut. I went back to school, packed up everything, then went back on campus (Wisconsin). I then realized I left my bag with all my shaving stuff in my bathroom back in Illinois. Because it'd be inconvenient for me to make a trip there or for them to make a drive up, I'm stuck not being able to shave for a week, and end up looking vaguely pedophile-ish by the time I get back home. And all of this because I'm foolish and went to practice piano after getting dressed again.

    The moral of the story: Don't be Riley
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      Editing … It's November, you should get away with it :P
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    • Caff
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      Editing … ^Nah, I never do No-Shave-November. When I did it when I was a dumb high school student (redundant, yes), I looked disgusting by the end of it; my facial hair just gets exponentially more pedophile-ish rather than growing into something that looks reasonable.
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      Editing … Don't worry, based on your avatar you already look like a pedophile, so it wouldn't make a difference. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOl
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      Editing … Just kidding
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    • Caff
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      Editing … ^Hair's not long enough, try again
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      Editing … Waluigi straight up stole my comment, that jerk
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      Editing … You can't just make do with disposable razors?
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      Editing … A disposable razor will do you fine, lad. #SmoothFaceMasterRace
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      Editing … #HairyFaceSprayedWithMace
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      Editing … But the disposable razors cut my face flesh far too easily, never again
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      Editing … I've always been using them, maybe I'm just used to using that technique. That sentence used "use" too much.
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