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    >Girlfriend is trying to grab the stairs, jumping over and over again
    >I'm on top of the stairs, shooting the enemies.
    >FINALLY she grabs the stairs and climbs
    >Accidentally shoot her in the face when she finally gets to the top
    Mentally: "OH SHIT! OH SHIT! I JUST FUCKED UP! THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE END!"
    Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS GAME IS AWESOME!"
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      Editing … "girlfriend"
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … I don't need to post about her every day for her to be my girlfriend, mate
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … you've seen her twice
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      Editing … And I'll see her next week. What about it? I talk to her all the time, every day, basically just stopping when we sleep. We call each other, we play videogames together, listen to music together. Sure, she's not here for me to hug her and hold her as much as I want. And that hurts, you know? No, you don't. But yet, you still chose to be an asshole, Gries.
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      Editing … Go fuck yourself. And for once, I'm serious.
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      Editing … You deserve to be happy, considering all the shit you've been through in the past. Good for you man, im serious. Seems like you've found someone special.
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      Editing … Broforce, bringing people closer together since 2015.
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      Editing … Holy shit, someone is more bugged by Gries than I am! This is actually a cool plot twist to me.
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      Editing … "Go fuck yourself" is kind of a weird statement though you know. Cause masturbation is enjoyable. It's like saying "Go eat ice cream. Make sure it's fucking DELICIOUS!"
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      Editing … Go rip your own dick and rape your ass with it. And for once I'm serious
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      Editing … Deleted by himself
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      Editing … I would be hella impressed with someone who can rip their own dick off and then have the mental focus and fortitude to rape their own ass with it before they die. David Blaine never did that.
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      Editing … I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings by stating facts
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      Editing … Nah, I'm just messing with ya. You two deserve each other
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      Editing … I love how he dumps a bit more grease on the floor before he starts trying to mop it up.
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      Editing … Even the "you two deserve each other" line was meant to come off as condescending and mean.
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      Editing … I didn't notice. Crash-y might've noticed now that his fuck off sensors are fired up.
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … Today has been horrible, I just dont care anymore
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … We are here for you, sweety. What's wrong?
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Poor Crash. He needs Crash Bandicoot Warped, Fluttershy hugs, and old Grandma blankets. Maybe a chicken pot pie. I mean, I don't like those, but he might, and they sound like a comfort thing.
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      Editing … I want to say that's not how you spell sweetie, but then I realized there probably isn't a correct spelling.
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      Editing … At this point I just want to see him suffer
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      Editing … I only enjoy the suffering of others when it's funny. When Crash comes in saying "A kangaroo bit by balls!" then we'll talk.
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      Editing … I'm not sufering because of you Gries. I'm not even mad. I'm just disapointed.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … His grease doesn't wipe clean like this bathroom sink. It stains forever like this bathroom mat.
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      Editing … I really like that episode. Now I wanna watch it. Bart feels so much like a real kid in that one.
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      Editing … Here, have a shoulder to cry on, Pedro
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      Editing … Try not to slide right off of it.
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