• 7 years ago
    Saved!
    According to Favsland, it's been about a year since I last mentioned this, but I just have to vent.
    Who the fuck gives a little kid a ROCK on Halloween?
    In the television special "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown," the Peanuts gang goes house-to-house picking up high quantities of candy at each home... that is, except for Charlie Brown, who, every single time, is given a fucking rock.
    What the fuck?! What the fuck is wrong with these people? Some of them have kids out trick-or-treating, but they still can't consider that they're ruining one little boy's holiday by, for whatever fucking reason, singling him out from all the other children to not get any candy.
    WHO THE FUCK COLLECTS ROCKS JUST TO BULLY A LITTLE KID?!
    (Oh, and do Charlie Brown's friends offer to share any candy? Not from what we see).
    You guys don't fucking understand how disturbed I am by that television special, I spent the entire time seething over the complete disrespect shown by these adults.
    "Hey, it's that Charlie Brown kid, let's give him a ROCK because of all of my son's friends, HE'S THE FUCKING WORST."
    Hang yourself from the Kite-Eating Tree, you slimy antagonizing assholes.
    Loading …
    • Fincher
      Saved!
      Fincher
      Editing … Considering how they talk and that we never see them, I think we have to allow the possibility that the adults are all Lovecraftian monstrosities.
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … Reckon it's just the fact that Charlie is a dumb cunt and a fucking looser to boot. Should be him necking himself off the tree if I'm being honest. Fuck Charlie Brown, he shouldn't have been given rocks, he should have been fucking stoned.
      Loading …
    • Gries He
      Saved!
      Gries He
      Editing … Well that escalated quickly.
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … If it was up to me, Charlie Brown would be taken behind the sauna and shot at dawn.
      Loading …
    • Husky Wing
      Saved!
      Husky Wing
      Editing … He's EIGHT!
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … He's fucking crock shite is what he is
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … If that round-headed, curly haired, ugly-sweatered no good cunt ever came up to my door during Halloween, he'd be lucky to leave with all his fingers intact.
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … Smarmy little cunt
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … I mean, Jesus Christ, let someone else throw the baseball you silly-walking twat. You don't have to fuck it up for everyone else, just get a new god damn hobby like collecting stamps or something where when (not if, when) you fuck it up, at least you only fuck it up for yourself.
      Loading …
    • Husky Wing
      Saved!
      Husky Wing
      Editing … oh my
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … I mean, all the parents in the neighbourhood can't be wrong, right? Charlie Brown is a cunt.
      Loading …
    • Dr Eggnog
      Saved!
      Dr Eggnog
      Editing … The fact that no adult would do that is what makes it a funny joke.
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … "Schulz died in his sleep at home on February 12, 2000 at around 9:45 pm, from colon cancer. His dog told reporters that Schulz's last, troubling words were 'Charlie... Brown.... Was a mistake'"
      Loading …
    • Husky Wing
      Saved!
      Husky Wing
      Editing … Do you think that's it? He wasn't meant to be born? Sure, they wanted a little girl, but not this kid. The parents divulged this information to all their friends, and now every adult in the neighborhood knows. Some of the kids do, too, but they haven't told Charlie. "That one over there, he wasn't wanted. By the time they found out he was coming, it was too late to abort."
      Loading …
    • Not Important
      Saved!
      Not Important
      Editing … Reckon it's that yeah. Paired with the fact that he's ugly as sin, stupid as a bag of lobotomized rocks and plays baseball as well as my gran who's been dead for twenty years by now.
      Loading …
    • Dr Eggnog
      Saved!
      Dr Eggnog
      Editing … Charlie Brown is like the poster child of emo and that's why I like him.
      Loading …
Deleted!
  • Saved!
    (≡ˆ⊝ω⊝ˆ≡ )
    Loading …
    • Saved!
      Editing … (≡ˆ⊝ω⊝ˆ≡ )
      Loading …
  • Saved!
    Editing … (≡ˆ⊝ω⊝ˆ≡ )
    Loading …