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      Editing … Obviously the killer was part of Team Rocket and wanted his Pikachu.
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      Editing … I think they are trying to push the idea that playing Pokemon Go somehow makes you more likely to get killed as a result of "not paying attention to your surroundings." It was a random act of violence he wouldn't have seen coming either way. Stupid article.
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      Editing … Yes, because Pokemon Go is the only portable video game ever made.
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      Editing … I wish other Pokemon games were portable :(
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      Editing … I think Pokemon Go is a lot less dangerous than when all the kids were into skateboarding in the 90s.
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      Editing … You're familiar with the story of a girl who got ran over *while not playing Pokemon Go* and she and her mother blamed the game, right?
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      Editing … Don't be silly. Nobody died before video games were invented.
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      Editing … What none of us realized was that Gries was subtly referring to video games as the fruit of forbidden knowledge, allowing all living beings to finally understand the meaning of mortality.
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      Editing … Unforeseen by even Gries himself was that this had a universal effect, changing the flow of life on every planet in existence. Aliens scour the countless galaxies, searching for the source of the evil that has removed their gift of everlasting life, and forcing upon them an expiration date. The Andromeda Council still debates to this day whether the curse is discriminating against certain species, as some life forms live to be far older than many others, and each now has its own method of keeping its body healthy. Though on Earth we've become accustomed to these changes, to the aliens these habits seem arbitrary, not understanding that their biology conducts what their bodies require.
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      Editing … hol up fam. these people got 70k dollaridoos outta this? man, people do hits for less money than that. if id got 70k out of every family member i done lost to a random act of violence id be considerably wealthier. i mean, no shade or none but i think is a bit twisted these motherfuckers who clearly aint hurting for cash are asking for handouts cause they son dead. i mean, sure, go for it, it dont hurt no one, just seems messed up to me.
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      Editing … The #Pinwheel Galaxy is in complete turmoil, splitting into a civil war, with each galactic arm hosting its own massive army. Though the light may take millions of years to reach us, we will eventually see the result of this conflict, which will undoubtedly leave many arms of the galaxy being turned to dust, with trillions of advanced life forms annihilated.
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      Editing … and come the fuck on, yall askin for 65 thousand US dollars? what kind of motherfuckin funeral you plannin on throwing? for real
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      Editing … frickin rich people, man
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      Editing … i get why people feel for them, but i dont get how there are enough people to throw money at them. is it cause he was playing a video game? was it cause he was a semi talented athlete? cause i can tell for a fact aint no ball playin nigga gettin shot on west forest avenue gettin that kinda money no way no how, no care how talented he is or how much he playin video games. i guess is just a perk of being rich, is a suprise to erryone when you get shot
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      Editing … I think for a lot of people they feel like it's their duty to give money to something like this. It's the exact same reason charities exist, because people are willing to give money to them solely because the option to give money to a good cause is there.
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      Editing … i gotta set up one of these funding things myself. god damn! free money.
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      Editing … Gotta make up some sob story first. That'll get you the big bucks.
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    • André Mayfield
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      Editing … i got them for days. if i change the word "thug" to "young man" or something like that i got thousands of them
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      Editing … *insert "super predators" reference*
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      Editing … THE COFFEE WAS TOO HOT!
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      Editing … Add milk.
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