• 7 years ago
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    I wish the career officer had suggested the job of "expert" to me. It seems like the simplest job in the world. I legitimately just heard this on the radio:

    "Experts have discovered that the best way to lose fat is to..............eat less fat"

    Well thank you very f***ing much, couldn't have worked that one out without you polling 130,000 people. Gah!
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      Editing … Yea, experts are pretty lame. Fortunately, I am a professional.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I'm a professional expert.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Or am I an expert professional?
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … On the radio earlier I heard that having a glass of water with your dinner will fill you up and stop you over eating. I'm glad they brought that up, I'm avoiding water like the plague now!
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