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    One time in the sixth grade, a girl gave me her phone number. It wasn't until I was in high school that it clicked--"oh, she wanted me to call her!"
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      Editing … You should call her now
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      Editing … '"I love my mother") to pleasure' - Wikipedia
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … I never bothered to keep the number. Sad bit is, she's now one of the most attractive people I've ever seen, and that's even taking Rose Leslie and the almighty Keira Knightley into account.
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      Editing … Shit life choice.
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … If it makes you feel better, even if she liked you in 6th grade she probably wouldn't like you now, regardless of your choice!
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      Editing … Never regret anything, bad choices teach you important lessons. Next time you'll text a girl before she even walks away.
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      Editing … nah I really don't give a fuck. I don't have the emotional capacity to care about anyone else romantically
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      Editing … Nobody said you have to care to do stuff ;)
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … True dat. One time without caring I stuck a lit firecracker up my own ass. Didn't even blink. And with a wider hole pooping is easier.
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