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  • DJ_JJSlider wrote his opinion about War Horse
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    Well...it's better than Pearl Harbor. But it's also a stupid movie about a boy who fights in World War 1 just to find his damned horse that he sold to help the World War 1 effort. I realize that I'm missing a lot of plot points, but that's how it turns out. A boy fights in the trenches. The boy magically survives a poison gas attack (even though his friend died from the same attack, wtf). He's f***in' blind, but then he hears that damned horse who somehow survived starvation and countless war zone injuries. Seriously, this is the most ridiculous story ever, but Spielberg still makes it look brutally realistic. But come on...
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      Editing … It's actually more fun to write about this movie, because of how bats**t illogical it is. It's like Seabiscuit, except that he's now a f***in' war hero or...Seriously. It's one of those things that made me think, what the hell did I just watch? In all honesty, it's still better than George Lucas's Red Tails movie. Yeah. George Lucas made a war movie about the Tuskegee Airmen. And it sucked.
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      Editing … I'm a HUGE military history nut and I LOVE war movies, but I've never felt the urge to watch War Horse.
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Alternative Names

Caballo de batalla (ESP)
Caballo de guerra (ARG, COL, CHI, MEX, PER, URU)
Calul de lupta (ROM)
Cavalo de Guerra (BRA, POR)
Cheval de Guerre (FRA, CAN)
Czas wojny (POL)
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