• 5 years ago
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    My wife got me a card that said "you're a twat!" Then inside it said "but you're my twat."

    None of that sloppy lovey dovey shit in my house.
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  • 5 years ago
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    Got over 100 cards this year.

    The security guard at Clinton's put up a good chase though.
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  • 7 years ago
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    Valentine's items are cheaper after the holiday ends. If you're shopping, buy your stuff on the 15th or 16th and save your money. Tell your loved one that it's a capitalist holiday, not a romantic one, and smart capitalism is waiting for the discounted prices.
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … I'm only meeting her on the 25th, so that's actually a good idea
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    • Splatterhouse 5
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      Editing … I'm dating someone who doesn't give a shit about the holiday, so I lucked out on that one (this time).
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    • Fincher
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      Fincher
      Editing … Or you could buy them a year in advance. Then you'd also be covered if you forget Valentine's Day is coming up.
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  • 7 years ago
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    Aww, my friend got me a Valentine's gift ^.^ It's so cute and floofy!

    https://imgur.com/Q2wCk4N
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    • Gries He
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      Gries He
      Editing … Downvoted. Fake and gay
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Dr Eggnog
      Editing … Wouldn't being fake get rid of the gay?
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Deleted by himself
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Yesterday my friend jokingly asked me what I was going to get him for Valentine's Day, and then because I'm an excellent baker who often gifts pies to my friends he asked "Pie?" I misheard him and responded "Bi? Am I going to make you bi for Valentine's Day? If you're not bi already why should you be my Valentine?"
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  • 7 years ago
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    I had a wonderful Valentine's Day with my two hot girlfriends and the nerdy girlfriend I keep around to make the hot girlfriends look even hotter and so I can copy homework, but now it's time to snuggle in between four breasts and a flat chest and get some sleep. Gobble gobble motherfuckers.
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  • 8 years ago
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    Happy Valentine's Day to all you couples!
    I'll be celebrating this one at home studying! Yay! :D
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I'm drinking Erdinger and going to a burger place where they do enormous burgers, if you eat it all you get your picture on the wall. I'm on every row so far, gotta keep the reputation up. But have fun though, I'm sure your study is important. It'll allow you to buy many, many big burgers.
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    • MasterCrash
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      MasterCrash
      Editing … And they say I'm going to miss being young when I'm older :I
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Oh fuck no! Being older is far far better. I'm improving as a person all the time, experience is everything. Plus money you earned means you can do whatever you want. At 35ish though your body stsrts declining so I'm thinking maybe 40 is the peak.
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      Editing … Thank you Nod, for showing me the truth
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … It's something to look forward to! I envy you youngsters.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … "I'm on every row so far" That's awesome.
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  • 9 years ago
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    My husband and I tried to have a Valentine's Day where neither of us spent a dime. It went well, very romantic! Take that, consumerist holiday.
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  • 9 years ago
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    Happy Valentine's day Honey! @Sha Ember <3
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