Remember that homeless guy?
yea yea
we're friends now

So while I was out today, I was approached by a fellow who told me he wanted to spread the divine light--but not of any god, rather the divine light within us all, the power to accomplish anything we dream of. He was pretty much acting as a motivational speaker, and revealed that he's actually homeless, though he didn't look it at all. He said that so long as we keep believing in ourselves, we can really do anything we want with our lives, and accomplish anything. He went on to share that he met a member of Anonymous who was talking to him about the Illuminati, and the next day, a man in a black suit, driving a black car handed him a dollar bill reading "Illuminati confirmed," with the triangle-eye symbol drawn on it, and drove away. Later that day he was offered a place to stay the night.
He elaborated on this by saying that the Illuminati is not a governing body of elites, but rather those who themselves have been illuminated, and when the new world comes, we will all be illuminated, and able to understand each other simply be looking one another in the eye.
I take this to mean the Illuminati's eying me as a potential candidate for the New World Order. I'll remember you little folk.