• 1 year ago
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    Oh wow. I just woke up in the spare bed, I have no memory of even getting here. I hope I chose to sleep here and Claire didn't banish me.
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  • 1 year ago
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    Whoah I remember watching some YouTube and playing my guitar and next thing I woke up laid on the spare bed fully clothed at 0315.
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    Holy fuck. After Isabella went to bed something happened. I don't remember what, but there are bottles to prove something did. I have vague memories of playing 90s songs and I've woken up fully clothed. I think I ordered wine to be delivered online. Never ever again I feel like ahit
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    I'm going to the mothers today to drink her out of house and home. It's a Christmas tradition.

    I'll get shitfaced and say many inappropriate things, my step dad will tell us about when he was young and fall asleep in his chair halfway through the conversation, my mam will run around after everybody asking who wants more drinks or food, and the wife will tell me I need to go home and get me in a taxi without falling.

    At least the beer is free and I'm off work tomorrow to sleep it off.
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      Editing … It went exactly as I predicted except I'm not shitfaced I'm just pleasantly drunk.
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    I went out Saturday in Hessle and just woke up still wearing the same clothes in a pub near Middlesbrough about 80 miles away.
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      Editing … How does one wake up in a pub exactly?
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      Editing … It's just like doing it at home but with a bar and strangers. I got breakfast too.
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      Editing … Bars around here kick you out at 2 am. Unless your in NYC then you can stay out all night.
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    I just did 8 hours straight drinking for my 40th birthday and it's safe to say I'm drunk. I'm going to bed.
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    An old man in our hotel has gotten so drunk he just fell and sent a woman and a pram containing a baby flying across the restaurant. The wife is furious, she's looking after the woman and baby, who seem okay. Some men have the old man.
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      Editing … He's been taken away by the hotel staff, probably for his own safety.
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      Editing … All the drama is over now, the wife bossed it all apparently and took control. Never annoy a pregnant woman! The man is in his room, everybody is okay. I just sipped my vodka and scrolled Favslist.
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      Editing … how did he sent two people flying across a restaurant? did he fall from a ledge or something? I keep picturing something out of a wile E. coyote cartoon.
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      Editing … I didn't see it, I was behind a pillar, but he was stood at the bar and I assume the woman with pram was stood next to him.
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  • 5 years ago
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    Now I don't really drink I fucking hate drunk people. Why do they shout instead of talk? Why do they think I give a shit about their exaggerated story? Why does all common sense leave them? I was never like that, but I must have been more tolerant when drunk to put up with this.

    Get me out of this pub asap and to the restaurant.
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      Editing … Drunk people are annoying. Just like sober people. All people really. People suck.
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      Editing … Best way to tolerate drunk people is to be drunk yourself, is no guarantee though.
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      Editing … drunk people act how like they think drunk people are expected to act. sad but I read it in a book so it must be true.
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      Editing … I drink but even so I hate going to the bar, just a shitty and unpleasant environment to be in. Especially if you're a woman.
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      Editing … To be fair, I was hangry yesterday, I skipped lunch completely and went 9 hours without eating so I could enjoy my Chinese banquet without feeling too guilty or gaining too much weight. It probably wasn't as bad as I said last night :D
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      Editing … I like drinking with friends, or family, but drinking with the general populace is as awful as anything else involving them. I'm really not a people person.
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