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7.0 Good!Rated by 22 people registered on Favslist
I dropped Borderlands 2. Hated its new consolized UI, and the move from a compass to a minimap, and the dialogue and humor that made me actually mute the characters. Something about it made me want to keep playing, but every step of the way I was just annoyed at the decisions made for this sequel.
Part of me wants to try The Pre-Sequel. Another part expects it to be the same as BL2.Loading …
You're walking through the wastes
There's no one around, and there's purple loot
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
(Husky the Cunt)
He's following you, about thirty feet back
He pushes down on shift and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
(Husky the Cunt)
You're looking for your gun but you're all turned around
He's almost stolen it now, and you can see there's guns in his inv
There's no more loot anywhere!
Running for your loot from Husky the Cunt
He's carrying a gun, it's Husky the Cunt
Lurking in the shadows
Multiplayer partner, Husky the Cunt
Living in the wastes, Husky the Cunt
Stealing for cash, Husky the Cunt
Taking all the rifles
Actual loot stealer Husky the Cunt
Now it's clear, the loot seems to have vanished
But you've helplessly lost your gear
Stranded with a shotgun thief
You creep silently through the borderlands
Aha! In the distance
A small class mod with a blue tint
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a phase lock!
Crouching to the floor, quiet, quiet
Sneaking to the class mod, quiet, quiet
You're almost upon it
Sitting aside, Husky the Cunt
Looking at his guns, Husky the Cunt
But he doesn't hear you coming, Husky the Cunt
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling your partner Husky the Cunt
Fighting for your loot with Husky the Cunt
Wrestling a gun from Husky the Cunt
Shoot him in his kidney
Safe at last from Husky the Cunt
You limp through the borderlands
Loot oozing from your new inv
You've beaten Husky the Cunt...
Wait! He isn't dead! Husky surprise!
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can summon Deathtrap (You can do it)
Laser beam your partner Husky the Cunt
Legendary fight with Husky the Cunt
Normal Tuesday night for Husky the Cunt
You try to throw a 'nade at Husky the Cunt
But time is draining fast from your Deathtrap
He's dodging every throw, he knocks one to the left
You claw him to the right, you catch him in the neck
You choose not to revive him...
You have just annihilated Husky the Cunt!
Your foe respawns in the distance, expressionless
You crouch and find a legendary
You're finally safe from Husky the Cunt...
Adoring Fan: I love how I just have to look at loot
Adoring Fan: and you practically teleport next to meLoading …
|Created||2013-03-26 06:51 pm|
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