• 1 year ago
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    Guys, listen to this! I was in bed for 2 whole days with a bad cold and my beard hardly grew at all. Like, maybe 1mm or something. When you're ill your beard is affected. Maybe just laying in bed and not being active is part of it too? I need to do more research. I may spend all this weekend in bed watching films too and see if it's the same.
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    • rockshard PhD
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      rockshard PhD
      Editing … I read long ago that hair grows faster in the summer than in winter. Maybe sunlight has something to do with it? Although, it could just be because you had a cold.
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    • Klemoib
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      Klemoib
      Editing … I think hair and nail growth is affected by illness. Why use energy to grow hair when you need that energy in your stuffy nose?
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … Now I know why you guys here don't grow good beards, you're a set of sick bastards! I think diet must have an effect too.
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  • 1 year ago
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    Do you guys remember the great beard wars of Favslist? Silent Gamer said I grew faster than anybody. Well, I passed another level lately. I roll my eyes, I grow a beard. I talk to you, I grow a beard. It's gotten so ridiculous I don't even see the point in shaving anymore. I don't even think MasterCrash could rival my 3 day beard theses days. My beard is full on so good, with just a little bit of grey.
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  • 5 years ago
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    I have hairs right up on my cheeks about 1cm from my eye sockets. Need to shave those off I'm looking like a werewolf.
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    • Helendloc
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      Helendloc
      Editing … I have those too, it's fucking weird
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    • MasterCrash
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      MasterCrash
      Editing … Those grow on me at the same rate as the rest of the beard, almost. Yall need to be more furry, get on my level bra. I'm so furry people use me as their fursona.
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … I could use your face to wash my butt.
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    • MasterCrash
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      MasterCrash
      Editing … You could, but don't.
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  • 5 years ago
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    honestly
    I look kinda hot
    but I don't like the feel and I'm shaving it off today
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    • LizardTaro
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      LizardTaro
      Editing … CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … Show us
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    • Husky Wing
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      Husky Wing
      Editing … anonyhusky
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … Just blank your eyes SAS style
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    • MrZAP
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      MrZAP
      Editing … I tried growing a beard for the first time last summer. I'd never liked the idea of having facial hair but I wanted to see what it was like. I lasted three weeks before I had to shave it off. The thing that ended it was the mustache, which was just super uncomfortable and impossible to stop touching.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … honestly after shaving I still look pretty hot. It's the haircut. It's less "cute," more hot. Or so I thought until this stranger called me TWELVE today
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    • MrZAP
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      MrZAP
      Editing … So they thought you were three years older than you actually are? An improvement!
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … I grew my last beard for just 27 days it was ridiculous. Every time I grow one it gets much bigger much faster.
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    • LizardTaro
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      LizardTaro
      Editing … I used to look much younger due to being short. Nowadays though people actually think that I'm older than I really am. I haven't aged well, I guess..
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … My secret to looking young is sex. Lots of sex.
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  • 5 years ago
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    My beard is pretty fucking awesome this No-shave November. It gets thicker every time I grow it.
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  • 5 years ago
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    It's been 10 days since I shaved. Shall I grow another beard?
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    • Husky Wing
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      Husky Wing
      Editing … how can you have two beards at once
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … Because I'm two faced
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    • MrZAP
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      MrZAP
      Editing … You should shave your head except for the bottom part and make it look like you have a beard on the back of your head. Then put glasses on backwards and walk backwards using mirrors towards random passerby.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Husky Wing
      Editing … Use those mirror sunglasses. That way no one will be able to see the reflection of your face as you approach them.
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … I'm confused
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    • MrZAP
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      MrZAP
      Editing … Mission accomplished.
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … It doesn't take much
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  • 5 years ago
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    I remember when beards were uncommon and I got called scruffy on a daily basis. Now beards are trendy, and I hate looking like all these young twats. Actually I don't, their beards are well groomed and are supposed to look good, mine's just the untrimmed lumberjack look. I can't wait for this beard trend to pass so I can be the scruffy one again.
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  • 8 years ago
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    @nodley, you gotta see this man!
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    • Ness Vanonyxia
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      Ness Vanonyxia
      Editing … One thing i've always hated is that you can walk into a job interview shaven or bearded, but there's no middle ground. Apparently looking like a complete hobo is fine, but having stubble is frowned upon.
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  • Nodley recommended Beard
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    Like the beard weird dutch lady!!
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