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    Oh look, it's a sex doll selfie.

    … Because selfies by themselves aren't creepy enough.
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      Editing … Wait... that's a doll?! :O Well then... we've come to that stage where I can no longer tell a difference between a doll and a person who a) went under surgery b) uses eye contacts and the like c) all of the above.
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      Editing … Well, if this was a real person she should definitely have a doctor check out her HUGE EYES. 'Cuz that shit doesn't look healthy.
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      Editing … I'm pretty sure it's a real person that went to the doctor to make her eyes huge :I
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      Editing … … or the non-eye parts of her body smaller.
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      Editing … Except them boobies and booty I hope
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      Editing … If you listen closely, you can hear demi Sneed masturbate furiously in the background while weeping into his dakimakura pillow. True story.
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      Editing … There are eye contacts that ''open up'' the eyes and make them seem bigger. So I wouldn't rule that one out of the equation. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-K4LAPdNTPOc/UdI3vzVByoI/AAAAAAAAA7I/XBGwQxf0hpk/s520/tumblr_md3eb45s8X1qf4nqeo1_400.jpg
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      Editing … Plus, you know, surgery... :P (for the eye lids)
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      Editing … $7000?!
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    • Axersia
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      Editing … I was, in fact, masturbating just now... But believe it or not, I was also scheduled to lose my threesome virginity today with my on-again-off-again girlfriend and her ex-boyfriend. It was gonna be the kind of threesome where you get slammed in the ass while also eating pussy. We were gonna engage in bondage and rape fantasy and whatever (she's quite the kinky one...) Anyway, she can't make it as she's grounded (I should mention that she's a 20 y/o adult woman and can just do whatever she wants, but she takes that kinda shit from her mom anyway). I also had sex with her yesterday in a fitting room. So suck on that, Gries. I get to have sex, *and* have an apartment full of dolls, Disneyana and animus. Oh, as for that picture... Yeah, I'm gonna say that's a real girl.
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