Klemoib

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    I played a bit of Disco Elysium and holy balls this game is funny (but also somehow semi intellectual?).

    I'm an alcoholic hobocop trying to buy spiritual self-help books I don't need with the money I don't have so I collect empty beer bottles for an income. A child asserted his dominance over me. My partner is a smart-ass and I like him but he hates me. And now I'm indoctrinating myself into advanced critical race theory so I can press a button to open a door.

    I literally laughed out loud many times. The only thing that is bugging me is the unintuitive menu system and sometimes the controls, but seeing that the writing more than makes up for it, I'm not even mad.

    The book lady is epic. She's my favorite. Her behavior reminds me of trying to shop as a kid at the toystore in our street. My friend and I were always berated by the owner of the store and we were kicked out if we didn't have any money with us.
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    CROCHET FOR LIFE!

    I have another hobby. I'm having fun learning new techniques and stitches. It's way too addictive and it also forces me to turn off my brain and relax.

    Crochet is also AI proof because somehow it's too difficult to make a crochet machine. All industrial fabrics are woven or knitted with machines but crochet is so inefficient in movement, robots and machines say "f*** that " and walk away.

    So once my crochet tinfoil hat is ready, the kill-bots won't be able to touch me.
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      Editing … Its only a matter of time before the robot horde outcrochets you. They'll do it better and faster but it will have uncanny quirks like too many fingers. (Or whatever the crochet equivalent of that is)
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      Editing … Pfhu! I'd like to see them try. I'll take on any AI willing to challenge me to a crochet duel!
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  • Klemoib rated Sanjuro // score is (8.5).
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    Alright I finished Inscription. I liked it a lot but I still feel like the first part of the game is vastly superior although I also enjoyed the p03 part. I understand that the developer dude likes meta narratives but to me that was the least interesting part of the game.

    I thought Leshy's cabin was much more mysterious and I would have loved to see it been developed even further. The whole story could have taken place in that cabin and I think it would have had more impact on me. The card game works best in this setting as well. The ambiance is just perfect and makes the sacrificing mechanic all the more creepy. Now I'm playing kayceey's mod and having a blast but I miss that talking cards. I wish I could get my card friends back in some way... I miss you stoat... come back! :,-(
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      Editing … What about that Yu Gi Oh gag though?
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      Editing … That was pretty dope, I but I would have loved to actually play like that without the game dying in the 2nd round.
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    I got inscryption and it is really good! Nobody I know likes board games so it's nice to play this game with a at least a simulated person. I don't even care if they are a shadow monster who wants do do bad things to me.

    I also like the talking cards. I got attached to them. I think they are my friends.
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      Editing … " I think they are my friends." Yeah, the stout fixed my computer for me. What a guy! Weird that he knew how to do that.
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      Editing … Great game though. If acts two and three were as good as the first it would be a 10/10. Hopefully Pony Island 2 is Mullins' best game to date.
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      Editing … I thought Pony Island was good, but unremarkable and The Hex was just ok. I still have high hopes for Inscryption though
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      Editing … There is a computer?! :-O
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      Editing … Of course there's a computer. Where else would you insert your Inscryption floppy disk?
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      Editing … I skipped the Hex. The meta-humor and easter eggs in Pony Island were delightful but the puzzles tried my patience. I wound up resorting to a guide a lot just to see the story through. Inscryption's gameplay is (mostly) a lot more what I wanted to see, and also does the cool stuff Pony Island does so well. But like I said, the game's first chunk is dramatically superior to the rest. Yet I'm incredibly invested in this shared universe now. I can't help but smile whenever Goobert comes on screen. I'm not sure there's another talent in gaming doing what Mullins does, so I'm excited to see what he does next.
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      Editing … Wait so it gets worse after this? I hope they won't make me stop playing cards with the shadow monster. He's a good dungeon master. Stout's face became weird though. I think it's my fault for dying so much but it can't be helped because I cant cheese it and quit and go back to my previous save. Oh I see the green slime thing I found is called Goobert? I wanted to let him out of his flask but the text on the table told me not to so I listened to the table.
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      Editing … Oh no! I killed the moon with stink and now the game sucks! will it turn back to how it was?
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      Editing … Act 3 is better than Act 2, so yes, but Act 1 reigns supreme. Act 2 is also the shortest. The story also gets much more interesting and meta as you go which helped carry me along. But like I said, it would be a 10/10 game if the second and third act were of a similar standard to the first, and the game as a whole falls rather short of that.
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      Editing … Okay, I'll try to push through. I just don't understand why you would make your game switch over like that to a really crappy pokemon-like game when you have such an interesting and well executed 3D card game that I could easily keep playing for hundreds of hours if you just give me more bosses to fight. It's like the developers were not able to see the gap in quality. Going from S class to C teir. It's not horrible but it just feels like something I really liked was taken away from me. And my "Death Bringer" card I made! It's dead. D-:
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    This is a masterpiece of the ages. A surprising and well-told gut-wrenching story perfectly executed.
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  • Klemoib rated The Tale of Zatoichi // score is (8.5).
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