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Splatterhouse 5Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water

12 hours ago

Digital-only in the states, which I thought was a head scratcher for a system that was starving for something off of Nintendo's beaten path. This was one of the games that drew me to the WiiU when it was announced, so I was disappointed to find out it was digital-only. I'm not crazy about dropping $50+ for a digital copy (and I never have before), but I might actually break down and eventually DL this.

Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water

Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water (零 〜濡鴉ノ巫女〜, Zero: Nuregarasu no Miko?, lit. "Zero: The Black Haired Shrine Maiden"), also known as Project Zero: Maiden of Black Water in the PAL region, is a survival horror video game developed and published by Koei Te...

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Splatterhouse 5 ranked Journey into Favorite Games of 2012

13 hours ago

Journey

Journey is an indie video game developed by Thatgamecompany for the PlayStation 3. It was released on March 13, 2012, via the PlayStation Network. In Journey, the player controls a robed figure in a vast desert, traveling towards a mountain in the distanc...

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Splatterhouse 5 rated Journey and 1 more page

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Journey

Journey is an indie video game developed by Thatgamecompany for the PlayStation 3. It was released on March 13, 2012, via the PlayStation Network. In Journey, the player controls a robed figure in a vast desert, traveling towards a mountain in the distanc...

Score: 9.0 (Fantastic!) - Rank it!

Splatterhouse 5 ranked BattleBlock Theater into Favorite Games of 2013

13 hours ago

BattleBlock Theater

A mysterious character who experiences two emotions at the same time, Hatty (some have nicknamed him "Two-Emotion Man"), has kidnapped the player's friends, and it is up to the player to rescue them through a series of trials. Behemoth wrote this in the o...

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Splatterhouse 5 ranked NieR: Automata into Favorite PlayStation 4 Games

3 days ago

NieR: Automata

Nier: Automata (Japanese: ニーア オートマタ, Hepburn: Nīa Ōtomata, stylized as NieR: Automata) is an upcoming action role-playing game developed by PlatinumGames and published by Square Enix for PlayStation 4 and Microsoft Windows in 2017. The game is set in the....

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Splatterhouse 5 ranked PlayStation 4 into Favorite Gaming Systems/Platforms

3 days ago

PlayStation 4

The PlayStation 4 (officially abbreviated as PS4) is a home video game console from Sony Computer Entertainment. Announced as the successor to the PlayStation 3 during a press conference on 20 February 2013, it was launched on 15 November 2013, in North A...

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Splatterhouse 5Terminator Genisys

3 days ago

This movie is like a car crash on the side of the highway that you can't help but stare at. I humorously recommend this movie to friends as an example of how to thoroughly, and undoubtedly, stop a franchise dead in its tracks - If you thought T3, and Salvation, were doing their darnedest to kill the franchise, you haven't seen anything yet.

I have not a clue what they were thinking by concocting a double time travel rigamarole that basically erases every meaningful thing that happened in the first two movies (you know, the two movies that gave anyone a reason to care about Terminator in the first place). The casting was also largely a head scratcher. It is just way too difficult to watch James Cameron's version of the leads in the first two movies only to watch them get replaced so putridly in Genisys.

For real, what a bizarre way to try to reboot the series. It actually does feel like an early 90s straight to video sci-fi experiment, but with a substantially larger budget attached to it. I can imagine the train of thought going around in the studio when they were dreaming up this turd: How do we make a Terminator movie with a 70 year-old Arnold that would kinda sorta make sense? To think that this was supposed to be the first entry in a trilogy. I don't think I'm fanboy enough to have cared about what was supposed to happen in the two movies we aren't going to get.

Terminator Genisys

Terminator Genisys is a 2015 American science fiction action film, directed by Alan Taylor and written by Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier. The fifth installment in the Terminator franchise, the film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, reprising his role as....

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Splatterhouse 5 Thinking about it now, that would make for a pretty funny Robot Chicken sketch.

1 day ago

Husky Wing So the people in the future both know about the future that used to be, and the future that took effect after someone went back in time? But then those changes would occur, relative to them, the very instant they send someone back. When Skynet sent back John Connor though, weren't they doing that to prevent change, and not because something had already changed? I don't want to rewatch Genisys.

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Husky Wing I mean, it's already been confirmed that Terminator functions with the split timelines. When a change is made, that creates a new divergence. The Skynet that sent back a T-800 to kill Sarah Connor wasn't from the same future as the Skynet that was developed off of Terminator hardware.

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Splatterhouse 5 rated Terminator Genisys

3 days ago

Terminator Genisys

Terminator Genisys is a 2015 American science fiction action film, directed by Alan Taylor and written by Laeta Kalogridis and Patrick Lussier. The fifth installment in the Terminator franchise, the film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, reprising his role as....

Score: 3.0 (Bad!) - Rank it!

Splatterhouse 5 rated Wall Street: Money Never Sleep... and 3 more pages

6 days ago

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (also known as Wall Street 2 or Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps) is a 2010 American drama film directed by Oliver Stone, a sequel to Wall Street (1987). It stars Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf, Josh Brolin, Carey Mulligan,...

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Splatterhouse 5Alien: Covenant

1 week ago

Oh boy. I was really hoping to love this, but there was nary a character in this movie that I gave a damn about, and the most interesting curiosities that I might have had for a sequel to Prometheus are largely ignored here. What it does carry over from Prometheus are the "supposedly intelligent characters making amazingly boneheaded decisions" routine. Alien: Covenant mostly plays like a mediocre 80s slasher flick, but without the low budget charm that often makes those movies dumb fun.

Maybe a director's cut can turn this into a more interesting movie, but as it is, this personally feels like the least re-watchable movie in the mainline series. I really can't believe that Ridley Scott thought he was going to turn heads with this movie, and in retrospect makes it seem silly that he ever had a problem with James Cameron's Aliens (or any other movie in the series). I expected so much more out of this.

Alien: Covenant

Fox officially announced that the sequel to PROMETHEUS is now ALIEN: COVENANT, due to be released October 6, 2017. Ridley Scott returns to the director's chair to tell this story, and while I'm not overly fond of PROMETHEUS, the idea of Scott returning t...

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Silent Gamer I think I am the only person on the planet who enjoyed this

1 week ago

Splatterhouse 5 Hehe...You're not the only one, as the movie did get some positive reviews, but I agree much more with the negative reviews this time. If anything, the movie does end in a cliffhanger that admittedly makes me very interested in how it will eventually play out. Ugh....I'm in too deep to not want to see the next movie.

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