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    TIME OF THE CARNIVAL REVIEW!
    Yes, it is again time for the Carnival Review, the show where I talk about a thing and it's funny because I have no idea what I'm talking about. Every tuesdays at 3 pm on the Discovery Channel 5
    Today the show I'm reviewing is the Log on Tech of the Year 700. "But Carny" I hear you guys saying. BUT WHAT?! EH?! BUT WHAT YOU FUCKERS!?
    "D-don't hit me, all I wanted to ask you is what does the G stands for and also you are beautiful, and your ass is amazing."
    Thank you you. The G stands for Geesh! This thing is horrible! Every single person who uses this probably sucks and I bet they shove Prey 2 up their asses if Prey 2 existed.
    PS: Prey 2 exists, I have it locked in my basement.
    PS2: Good Console
    This shit is so bad I hear it double clicks every 90% of the time. You're not even clicking and it double clicks. You're trying to watch porn quietly because your sisters are on the other side of the room and you don't want to wake them up. Double click on the mute, I guess it's not muted, I guess everyone is now hearing "Midgets Gone Wild With Trees On Top of a Horse 6" and they will all judge me because they think it's the worst in the series, but I like it, I think it's fun. The part where the second midget does a Mario impression while fucking a tree dressed as Peach is amazing. Some people claim it's not all that classy, but what do they know about class? I don't think I saw them with a tie ONCE in their fucking lives.
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