• 10 months ago
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    Man, my lawnmower died :(

    That's the 6th in 6 years. I'll never be rich if I have to buy a new lawnmower every year.

    I said I'll buy the most expensive one this time and hope it lasts longer. Claire disagreed and said buy the cheapest one and when they break it's no real loss.

    I ended up going in the middle and buying the most expensive corded electric one. I was tempted to get a petrol one though, engines don't break like silly electric motors. Maybe next time I'll get a petrol mower. Or maybe we'll just buy the cheap shit once a year. I guess it all depends on how this one goes.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … Pay a neighbor's kid a couple pounds to mow your lawn for you
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … You're joking right? Kids don't do anything like that anymore. And if you even asked then their parents would tell everybody on social media that you're a paedofile trying to lure kids into your house.
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      Editing … I wish enough kids were nice enough to do that. Maybe my nieces would have the courtesy to mow it, but sigh...
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … Threaten a neighbor's kid to mow your lawn for you. Threaten his parents too, if you have to.
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … Husky you little yank cunt come cut my grass now or I'll stick my penis in your butt!
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      Editing … HELP
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      Editing … In the nodcave nobody can hear you scream
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