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    I never realized until today that Kang and Kodos are basically the #Statler and Waldorf of the Simpsons.
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    Homer killed two fucking people this episode.
    One was a child.
    After he took the first victim's job.
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    I can't stand this family NO THEY'RE TERRIBLE
    Marge is getting Bart circumcised without even telling him. Lisa's said that she's never received a word of encouragement from her parents in her entire life. Bart enters competitions with the expectation of losing, because his parents have taught him he's worthless. Homer strangles his ten-year old son, and has been shown to have strangled him when he was just a toddler, too. Normally, he doesn't even remember that he has a third child. Homer's also a murderer. He got away with it. Scot-free. Clean getaway. No justice. Not even a push for vengeance. He murdered Ned Flanders' wife and no one said a peep about it.
    You know what most serial killers have in common? Childhood abuse. Bart's going to kill. If he acts right, he'll kill Homer.
    Homer killed, too. He killed Ned Flanders' wife. Homer Simpson is a murderer.
    Did the police ever do anything? No, no, the police never do anything. They only ever arrest those who do no wrong, and in the most literal sense will turn and look the other way when a real criminal is caught in the act. Burns has gotten away with the most unimaginably evil deeds. He's the actual fucking Devil.
    Springfield's Hell. There's no other explanation. Nothing goes right there. Nothing is as it should. Somehow, actual black holes have appeared in Springfield, and the doctor knowingly commits medical malpractice, planning ahead for the occasion, and Burns is a supervillain to outmatch Lex Luthor, and the police help no one, and the most picturesque family in the city is sheltering their kids at Turpin sibling levels, and their neighbors are abusers to their children and murderers and a fucking drunk that's stolen his wife's savings just to continue getting drunk and then driving drunk and crashing drunk and abusing drunk and fucking bails whenever there's a problem that needs solving from the sole provider but no he'd rather get drunk off his ass and return home when the family's asleep and choke his son to keep him in his place as a fucking failure because let's face it Bart will never accomplish anything in his life because his parents didn't get a dog for practice and now Bart's his father's punching bag and they won't even try to remedy their mistake in parenthood FUCK
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      Editing … Is this your first time watching?
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … I've been watching through the whole show for the first time for a while, currently on season 16
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      Editing … I haven't been going at binge speed so it's taking time
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      Editing … I liked the show when I was younger, but I stopped watching it when I discovered the internet, and TV completely fell off my radar.
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      Editing … The Simpsons as tv show is like a dream that becomes more and more creepy and strange at a certain point you just want it to end. Stopped my dream years ago...
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      Editing … Damn remember watching my first episodes in Germany, my Brother was a Baby at that time, recently he went 26!
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      Editing … I don't wanna stop until I at least reach the Assange episode
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      Editing … Whether a joke or not, i didnt finish that absurdity, but homer did not kill maude. He did kill a bunch of people with a mix of soda and pop rocks but that joke wad awesome so who cares. Also after season 16 was when i stopped.
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      Editing … I like when people suggest Frank Grimes is a critique of snobbish, envious, judgemental losers as opposed to a voice of reason highlighting how morally bankrupt and insane Springfield is. But to be fair, they steam a good ham.
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      Editing … Homer kiiiiiiillled her
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      Editing … this is immoral
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      Editing … The steamed hams meme might be getting people who haven't seen 22 Short Films About Springfield to see it, and that's more moral than feeding starving children.
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      Editing … No it's the PONIES
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      Editing … Ponies are the most moral. They learn and grow and nuzzle each other.
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      Editing … So does Fwuffy and Fwuffy wants to die
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      Editing … I almost googled "Fwuffy and Fwuffy wants to die" thinking it might be some web series but then I remembered people suck dick.
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      Editing … It's some series of drawings, maybe comics
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      Editing … But Fwuffy really wants to die
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      Editing … Wow I really thought you made it up.
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      Editing … Oh it's a pony thing, which led me to Buzzfeed, which clearly doesn't do enough research. Buzzfeed says that Cupcakes started as fanart rather than fan fiction and is porn, which it isn't.
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  • 6 years ago
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    "Itchy and scratchy are in the same style as the Simpsons....

    So does that mean all the gore is hyper realistic for them?"
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    so I'm on season 11 now and in this scene in the future, Lisa is president
    and she's inheriting America's economy after
    President Trump
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      Editing … Season 11 is the first season I wish didn't exist, I'd have liked them to end at 10. That said, this back and forth in that episode: "What happened Lisa, you used to be cool." "No I didn't!" is brilliant.
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      Editing … Remember that episode as it was decent, don't know then i stopped watching Simpsons.
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      Editing … Its really Trump? I remember a episode with Lisa as president. What episode is it?
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      Editing … It was something near the end of season 11, with a casino
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      Editing … Bart to the Future or something like that.
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      Editing … It's actually one of the most unpopular episodes of the season but it's not one that sticks out in a bad way to me, except for the casino bits.
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    guys I'm not feelin it
    season 9 almost done and I'm just not feelin it
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      Editing … Just hang on, it gets better. You only have 20 more seasons to go.
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      Editing … eafestnw[fg
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      Editing … I would call season 9 the first non classic era season. That said, I like seasons 9 and 10. I personally would've liked 10 to be the last season, which has the episode Bart the Mother, one of my favorite episodes ever.
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  • 6 years ago
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    Its the small moments that make the best stories.
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  • 7 years ago
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    I would literally buy a poster of 2:34 and put it up on my wall. https://youtu.be/PhW6YpD4nUM?t=155
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