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  • 6 years ago
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Emo Peter was the hypest shit.
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Holland is teh bestest, but the memes man! Where would the internet be without the Maguire memes?
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … I didn't like Holland. I like Macguire and Garfield.
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … I promise not to flog you for being wrong.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … I'm wrong? I DO like Holland and DON'T like Macguire and Garfield? I'm unable to recognize my own emotions? This is why the only thing I really think about outside of ponies is opinions. The way people discuss them is so messy. And I'm aware you were making a joke but it was still indicative of real issues.
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Not wrong as in incorrect. Wrong as in an abomination not fit to exist in this world. But I won't have you drawn and quartered because I am clearly very reasonable.
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      Editing … "it was still indicative of real issues" Also wrong.
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      Editing … But the other wrong, as in incorrect.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … It was not clear that you were calling me an abomination, largely due to the real issue of people seeing someone saying they like something and assuming they mean that they think it's good, and therefore I am not at fault.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Also I don't remember shit about Holland-man except that he was scared of the very big heights. His suit was more interesting than him. He felt like a character from a generic teen comedy that I wouldn't watch rather than a superhero movie, though not nearly to the extent of his best friend. Good lord, that guy.
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  • 8 years ago
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    Moviebob spends an hour praising the ever living fuck out of the first two movies. I enjoyed this. https://youtu.be/wD3h_bT0Mfg
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  • 8 years ago
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    Spider-Man is a movie about 30 year old high school students.
    Also, James Franco seems to be Willem Dafoe's son.
    Everything makes sense now.
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … Peter Parker is an average nerd who has the tremendously useful superpower to shoot semen out of his hand.
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    • free fall
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      Editing … BACK TO FORMULA
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Maguire, Franco and Dunst were 26, 23 and 19 respectively when Spider-Man finished shooting and their characters graduated from high school. Garfield and Stone on the other hand were 29 and 24 respectively in ASM2. And Spectacular Spider-Man is a Saturday morning cartoon where Peter Parker has the tremendously fabulous fashion sense to string semen from his armpits.
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