• 5 months ago
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    So, my new super healthy full of fibre prebiotic shirataki kanjac noodles that I bought loads of for £40 taste like total shit. They just taste of water.

    I like being healthy but I need some damn flavour.
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  • 1 year ago
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    I was ambushed! That damn mushroom thief went rogue, I wasn't expecting the attack.

    I need countermeasures. Maybe if we give her ice cream it will distract her from my food.
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      Editing … Is she not getting any in the first place, or is she so hungry to eat two plates worth of shrooms?
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … She gets tea No.1 at nursery then comes home and eats tea No.2 then will eat anything she fancies on my plate.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … hehe you called them shrooms. I think we can take a guess now at what her choice of drug will be in the future.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … Mushrooms are amazing btw I can understand her stealing them. Certain types have a very special taste like ceps I think they are called. Sweet and savory at the same time.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I like mushrooms too. Very underrated.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Wait, I meant mushrooms as in food, not drugs! They're too unpredictable for me as a drug, I like to know an exact measured amount so I know what I'm doing. Digging up stuff to throw in a pan seems like a recipe for disaster. I'll be naked on YouTube saying the rozzers are after me or something! No no no, and shrooms was never my thing anyway, too hallucinogenic for me, I like to be buzzing off my tits, you know, that real good feel factor, but in total control. Pure ecstacy is the only thing I would pay real actual money for these days.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … Lol ofcourse you meant normal mushrooms. They are tasty AF. In Japan they had all sorts. So good. Not particularly fond of any drugs also not schrooms but shrooms are not a big problem if you know your own mind well and can regulate your own emotions. But that is a big if. If you take mushrooms you just get to see the construction of your own mind even though people like to make something more out of it like it being a mystical thing which it is not. If you feel apprehensive about your mind being turned inside out and back again for about 5 hours just don’t ever do it I’d say. In the beginning it is quite intense and any emotion you have gets enhanced positive and negative alike. I think that’s where the unpredictability comes in. If you only want nice feelings all the time and are unprepared for negative emotions, you are probably not going to have a very good time. To quote Severance you should “enjoy all feelings equally”. The first half hour you’ll most likely just be laying down or sitting if you take a large dose because it takes a while to adjust to the effects. Then the weird hallucinations happen which most people come for, but when it’s starting to wear off you just feel like a kid again but with an adult mind that knows not to do stupid shit. The last phase to me is the only part worth a damn. And for some reason the mushrooms make you feel really refreshed and your sinuses open. I’d like to know normal mushrooms that do that without the mental effects. It feels super healthy somehow. I think if there is something fun about mushrooms it’s mostly feeling like a kid again and feeling open and inspired but I think you could get there with small doses without the hallucinogenic effects and mental gymnastics. But I have never tested that and probably never will.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … If you can deal with all of your emotions well and do not take yourself too seriously there is not much to be afraid of and you really won’t record yourself on youtube, you’d more likely not even be able to navigate the browser. I never ever lost my self-awareness of judgement. That is not something that is affected. It’s not like alcohol in that way. I never ever did something or thought of doing something that was outside of my own rational judgement. But if you believe in mystic things or take your thoughts too seriously you could convince yourself of some weird beliefs after the experience I guess. But I cannot in a million years imagine anyone doing something stupid and reckless on shrooms like people do in psychosis. It’s not anything like that unless you are psychotic or in danger of becoming psychotic I guess. Mushrooms make you more cautious if anything because you are very aware of how vulnerable you are. To some people their own mind is not a safe place so I really can imagine it not being a good experience for many many people or even most people. So even if you won’t do anything reckless, it still probably is not a “fun” experience for most even if you can sometimes have the most wonderful and loving feelings in the world at sometimes. And it’s defiantly not a party drug or a drug to do with other people because if you think it’s hard to deal with your own emotions, try dealing with other people’s emotions….who are also on shrooms…. I don’t find the overall experience particularly interesting. It’s like once you clip out of the walls of a videogame it’s really cool and super interesting in the beginning but it’s not that interesting anymore if you do it more often. Then it gets to be normal. I also don’t find other drugs special or attractive, I just think if I want to be happy or have fun I have to do the work and make those emotions myself. Otherwise I somehow feel I have not earned those feelings or that the feelings are not really my own. Just a personal thing. I just like boring normal life. That way everything is interesting all the time but in smaller ammounts.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I wouldn't ever try them. I probably would have when I was younger but not anymore.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … I see no reason why you would have to want to try them especially if you have negative feelings towards the idea. Then they are probably not for you anyway. They are not for me anymore either even though I have had no problems with them at all. I think it's like that with most people who have done shrooms. You do them a couple of times and then lose interest. You just feel like you have had your fill and don't desire to do it again even if the experiences were great. The experiences last a long time in memory so you don't feel the need to do it again to remember what it was like.
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  • 7 years ago
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    Three days ago I saw cheese noodles. They were a bit expensive, but since they were with 50% discount they were just slightly cheaper than the other noodles (At normal price), so I grabbed two of them.
    Yesterday I went back and bought a bunch of them while they're still on sale, they're so good.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Yeah, I bought two boxes of cat food because they were on sale, I saved myself £3! It's delicious too, or so Barry and George tell me.
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      Editing … Sales, the best thing ever!
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … Interesting.
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … At least I'm not confusing this place with google
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    • Gries He
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      Gries He
      Editing … I'm just lazy, while you're boring and awkward
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … You're obnoxious, boring and lazy though.
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    • Gries He
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      Gries He
      Editing … Two days from now I'm going sailing and what are you guys posting about? Noodles and fucking cat food
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Two days from now I'm going to Spain, Gibraltar and Morocco. What are you posting about? Videoing yourself playing a game
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … You win this round
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … On second thought, what are you traveling to a third world country for? Did all the good countries not let you in anymore? Fucking Spain. You poor slob
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  • Erektionsite wrote his opinion about Noodles
    9 years ago
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    Noodles! Because sometimes you are a cheap fuck who can't cook anything else.
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      Editing … Nodley! You are a cheap fuck who can't cook.
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    • Caff
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      Editing … So you're saying that Italians are cheap fucks who can't cook
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Because sometimes noodles are better than everything else.
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … Noodles. Because I'm always a cheap fuck who can't cook anything else.
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