When I need to express that I'm being goofy online, sometimes I just don't use any punctuation.

but honestly if I'm being serious I think we should all just drink bleach
But honestly, if I'm being serious, I think we should all just drink bleach.

what is with this husky and his fixation with drinking bleach

You know what word I don't like?
"Baby"
Because it makes me think of fucking babies, and those are disgusting.

I may be disturbingly talented at telling people to kill themselves.
"Kill yourself"
"Drink bleach"
"Drink bleach and die"
"Cut yourself"
"Hang yourself"
"Drink bleach, slit your wrists, and kick the stool from beneath your feet you degenerate cunt"
Apparently some people don't appreciate this sort of humor.
"Dark humor's a lot like a Make-A-Wish kid. It never gets old." :^)

A phrase I don't like but still use: "It's a poor man's..."
Are you fucking mocking people for not being able to afford the shit you can?
"Pfft, that phone? A poor man's Galaxy..."
Fuck you.
"Pfft, Black Mirror? A poor man's Twilight Zone..."
Fuck you too, Husky.
Yeah, I'm guilty http://www.favslist.com/status/1049433
What's a better phrase? One that implies a lack of class or belonging to inferior peoples without making fun of people for struggling through life?
"Pfft, those shoes are just a poor man's Air Jordans :^)"
Literally kill yourself.

You know what I... don't dislike, but is certainly weird?
Vocal filler.
No.
*Typing* vocal filler.
Like, the way that we, uh, pause when we speak. Words like "um," "like," "uh," or even less common ones such as "well," "now," "see." See, I, well, have a tendency to over-abuse my vocal filler. I feel like I, well, you could say, strategically use it to make myself more appealing. It can be, like, intimidating to speak to someone who fetishizes elongated vocabulary and speaks with the character of sheer confidence. Sometimes I even fear coming off as arrogant.
I wonder if that's why Obama speaks the way that he does, with the constant pauses. It could be him composing his thoughts, keeping his cool, but I've heard many others theorize that it's a method of appearing more, say, "human." It's easier to identify with someone with discernible flaws.
Obviously I, uh, exploited the vocal filler more than usual there, but you, um, get the point ;)

I, uh, don't know if that was more "woke" bullshit from Husky.

You know what else I dislike that's being more frequently used today?
"The Obama administration was ineffective at solving terrorism. Sad!"
"The patriarchy is taking away our rights. Disgusting."
"America's struggling to defeat the Islamic State. Weak!"
You see that? "A sentence-long statement. Adjective!"
I can't even argue why it's wrong, I just personally find it annoying. Fucking stop.
It adds no impact, it doesn't add anything at all. It would mean more if you elongated it to say "I find that sad," or even "that is objectively sad." But ending your opinion (or even a fact) with just "Sad!" looks fucking stupid, iigtbqhwymfm (there's an annoying part of language I DO enjoy, stupid acronyms. "If I'm going to be quite honest with you my family member").

More woke bullshit from redpilled Husky.

On the topic of terms used in discourse, one horrible sentence: "I will not dignify that with a response."
Essentially "I am unable to defend my beliefs, but I will have the last word."
It's almost petty.

More woke bullshit from Husky.

I don't like the terms "woke" or "redpilled." They mean nothing.
When I'm told I'm "woke," it's not because I truly said something aware, but because I said it to someone who agrees with me. It just means "you hold my uncommon beliefs, thanks m'dude." "Redpilled" is just the anti-SJW-exclusive synonym, it means nothing but "you hold similar anti-SJW sentiments, thanks m'dude."
But it sure feels rewarding to be noted as holding such "realized" beliefs, huh? Let's keep telling people who agree with us that they've downed the red pill, they're woke now. I dunno man, it just doesn't feel right.
How do I articulate that? It feels too "safe" and rewarding to have a term to compliment someone for agreeing with you. "I like how you think, keep thinking that way, this is the real and truthful way, the woke way to think, the way you think if you choose to take the red pill and wake up to this perception of reality."

But what an awfully woke thing to say, my redpilled dude.

My new inspiration :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOiXtWcQ8GI

I always get a little jealous whenever I meet someone who is bilingual/multi-lingual, as having that extra language ability opens up so much more of the world. Good people of Favslist, I ask you, how many languages can you speak/write and which ones? When did you first start learning them? Are there any languages you would like to learn? And why?