• 1 year ago
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    Jurassic World : Dominion (3/10) : They went the way of Fast and the Furious. It's now international spy action blockbuster with dinosaurs. Even the two branching main storylines have absolutely nothing to do with dinosaurs. Here I thought it was going to be a film about people living in a world that now has fucking dinosaurs but instead they made a heist movie with a dumb silicon valley billionaire villain. I'm so tired of this trope. The writing was horrible, the acting abysmal, and the CG was laughable. There's a whole raptor motorcycle chase scene that just could have been your typical MI/Bond motorcycle chase scene. Just sub out the raptors for ambiguous eastern European types. 95% of the dinosaurs used are just slightly different versions of a Trex or raptor. Such a disappointment, not that I went in with high hopes.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Sounds like not even I wil like it.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … hehehe glad I didn't see it. What if someone cuts out all the parts with plot and just leaves the dinosaur scenes. Would it be worth watching?
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      Editing … Nah, I mean they had a bunch of trex looking things if you're into that. Otherwise they got some planet earth stock footage of animals with CG dinosaurs walking around.
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      Editing … so in short they didn't really want to make a dino movie so they made a heist movie instead.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … T-rex sells though. Like sex.
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      Editing … What about T-rex sex?
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      Editing … It's the most searched thing on pornhub I heard
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      Editing … What have we come to?! I guess it's better than overwatch porn though. Maybe T-rex porn isn't so bad then.
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      Editing … After watching T-rex porn personally I think he needs a hand
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    Is the new movie any good? I havd a free day, I might go watch it.
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      Editing … No real clue only read comments /ratings about it.
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … I despise this clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPH9pdHjIPk For all the advancements in CGI over the years, the dinosaurs still look phony and weightless. For instance at 0:16 the car doesn't flinch at all when hitting the dinosaur. (yes, implementing that would be hard, but it's not my job to care. It was their choice to make a crummy dinosaur fluff pic in the first place.) P.S. I remember seeing a longer version of this clip where the second dinosaur lands right next to the guy on the speeding motorcycle. (this clip ends the exact moment before it happens) The impact of the dinosaur landing should have caused the ground to shudder slightly, or something, which could maybe have caused the bike to skid. That would've been dramatic! But nothing happens. It's like he's running away from an imaginary dinosaur. (oh, THAT would be a good movie. psychological thriller)
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      Editing … I have no idea if Jurassic World: Primal Extinction or whatever it's called is any good, but I can highly recommend the Apple TV+ David Attenborough series "Prehistoric Planet," a nature docuseries about dinosaurs. Rockshard will be extremely pleased by the visual effects on display.
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