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  • Husky Wing wrote his opinion about Into the Forest
    6 years ago
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    What a complete mess of a movie. Ellen Page clearly gave no shits in this one, what a fucking phoned in performance. Was she trying to read it all ironically?
    There is actually nothing in this movie that works. Every decision made in this movie was dumbfuck retarded. This is one of the stupidest movies ever made. I watched The 5th Wave recently, and I thought that was a fucking dumbass movie, and somehow this one-upped that.
    What pathetic excuse for a director lets their actors get away with such shit performances? Do these people not understand how humans talk?
    The entire premise of this movie doesn't work. In it, the apocalypse begins due to a mass-scale power outage, causing a technological collapse. Also, the movie is set in the future for some reason, but you can only tell during the first twenty minutes, just so they can use glass tablets and glass TVs and shit. Is the future setting intended to give humans a massively exaggerated dependence on electricity not found in reality, or just to invent the batshit insane power grid scheme that caused the blackout? Are we seriously to believe that the government collapsed due to a power failure? Yeah, yeah, I know for a fact that the military has NO experience dealing with remote locations without any power. Those areas are purely anarchic, right?
    You know how some people say they "turn their brain off" to enjoy action movies? That's a required act for this plot to even remotely compute. Anyone who can actually think about what they're seeing will be dumbfounded by the pure idiocy of every character onscreen, and apparently in the country.
    (Also, you can't store gasoline for that long, but fuck it, why would these idiots know that?)
    This movie is raw shit. This is a crime against writing. I need to shower, I feel filthy after sitting through that shitfest.
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      Editing … >was liked by the only guy who gave it a 9/10. I'm scared. I feel like I've just been given a thumbs up by a hitman. He's coming for me.
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      Editing … @Gries He I've fled the US, you'll never find me. I could be in Jamaica, Taiwan, Hong Kong, I could be absolutely anywhere. Au revoir pour l'éternité.
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      Editing … Gries He is probably triggered as fuck right now
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      Editing … or maybe the 9 was given ironically, because Ellen Page tits. It's a disaster of a movie, maybe he didn't like it at all.
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      Editing … He loved it, because Ellen Page. Gries He loves to fap to her.
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      Editing … ^ I won't deny that
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      Editing … Bad news: You will never be "Chad" enough for Ellen "Stacy" Page. ;)
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      Editing … Woop de doo. My new girlfriend is more than enough for me ;-)
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      Editing … I'm telling Ellen you said that next time I see her.
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      Editing … Hey guys, I gotta be honest... Chad sounds like a really ugly name to me. Like "Blake." Hideous. These are such basic bitch ass ugly fucking names.
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  • Gries He wrote his opinion about Into the Forest
    7 years ago
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    You can see Ellen page's fully exposed nipples in several scenes.
    So there's that

    Instant classic, the citizen Kane of movies, etc pp
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    Evan Rachel Wood ‏@evanrachelwood 3h
    Off to start work on #IntoTheForest !! We are finally doing it! :)
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