• 1 year ago
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    I was watching some youtube cooking. They're all like "add a knob of butter" whilst putting in about 1lb of it. Or "lightly season with salt" whilst blanketing the entire steak an inch thick.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … You must feel a kinship to Gordon Ramsay.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I hate that cunt more than other cunts and trains.
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    • WoodrowShigeru
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      Editing … On those shows, don't they cook one meal in runtime and then get out another meal that they've prepared in advance?
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  • 1 year ago
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    I love my air fryer. Cooking is just so easy! Everybody should own an air fyer.
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … Does it make food taste good? I was wondering for chips. How is it for chips?
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … It's great. It does fries in about 6 minutes, for fatter British chips you're looking at 10-12 minutes. They taste just like normal, you couldn't tell they were done in an air fryer.
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      Editing … What?! sounds too good to be true. If it's true I want in. Now chips takes me 30 minutes in the oven and cooking the potatoes for about 10.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … No waiting for the oven to warm up either. They're ace. I did my turkey sausages this morning
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … I want one!! :-O
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      Editing … I did more turkey sausages in mine today.
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  • 2 years ago
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    Would anyone who has played around with an air fryer recommend getting one? I've been eating a lot healthier lately but I really miss French fries, and there are a number of smaller items it would be nice to cook up without using up all the extra electricity to heat the entire oven.
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      Editing … Is it not enough to fry them in a regular pan?
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    • Filly Vanilli
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      Editing … ^It uses heated air to fry the food (hence the name) so it's a lot less fatty than pan frying, which usually requires oil, adding a lot of fat content. I do recommend an air fryer. I have one, and it's nice for preparing frozen food like fries. They always come out more evenly cooked than in the oven. Speaking of which, it's also nice for when you're making two things at once that would normally be cooked in the oven and at different temperatures, and you don't have the luxury of a double-oven. Obviously you can make non-frozen food in it, too, but we haven't even tried that yet. Err on the side of a bigger one because you need to avoid filling the container to the brim so that the air can circulate through the food properly.
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      Editing … Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation.
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  • 6 years ago
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    OH FFS! Burned myself on my hand, AGAIN! My previous blister hadn't even fully healed yet.
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      Editing … Ouch, i just did this a couple weeks ago. Hope it doesn't hurt too badly and heals well!
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      Editing … Kept ice on the more recent burn for an hour and it looks like it isn't going to blister, so I mostly dodged a bullet.
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  • 7 years ago
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    Have you ever thought about secret family recipes?
    Because I have.
    I think about it all the time.

    Anyone who keeps a recipe, or some minor enhancement to their meals as a "family secret" can go fuck themselves.
    Like, if you need to keep it a secret because you're selling food for profit, fine, alright, you've got an excuse. But if you've discovered a wonderful flavor and you've decided that the only ones worth knowing the secret are your own kin, well fuck you, cocksucker. Stop being such a selfish prick and share the goddamn recipe, contribute something to society you filthy piece of shit. What the fuck is this "family secret" shit-- "oh yes, you love my steak? Aha, I can't tell you how to make your steak taste good, silly! This wonderful flavor is a secret!" Here's a fucking recipe: drink bleach.
    Fuck family secret recipes.
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      Editing … btw I'm not really angry, but I think it enhances the piece if it looks like I am
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … I haven't posted a "Have you ever thought about x? Because I have. I think about it all the time." rant for ages.
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    • André Mayfield
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      Editing … its 10/10 hilarious stuff man. my mama used to have a special topsekrit doughnut tell recipe for chicken gumbo, but it was alway shit, so aint nobody gonna miss that recipe now she gone. i have a "family recipe" for seafood gumbo, but it aint like its a secret. its pretty damn close to regular gumbo, just put some extra cayenne in that bitch and some seaweed, i dig it, the kids dig it, the wife hates it
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      Editing … Hüski, I like you. You tickle my funny bone.
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    • Silent Gamer
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      Editing … I like Husky's rants too, but he's still not getting my pasta sauce recipe! :p
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … I completely lost it at the "drink bleach" part of his rant ^^
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … Mr. Gamer, don't be a FILTHY LEECH ON SOCIETY, TAKING CONCEPTS LIKE PASTA SAUCE, AND NOT SHARING YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FIELD
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … I like family recipes cause they sound really old timey, like something a wholesome old farmer lady from a hundred years ago who's only had sex as many times as she's had children would have.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … Family recipes are fine. It's the goddamned secret ones I have a problem with.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Didn't know till now there were non-secret family recipes.
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    Life hacks for the kitchen.
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