• 11 months ago
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    George is 13 today.
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      Editing … :-D I hope he gets to live to be old and fat. None of our cats ever lived that long. They all got some strange and rare cat disease because we got them from the rescue shelter and the old gentleman cat that decided to live with us for a few years had to go back to the original owner even after he had bonded very strongly with our cat. They were like 2 peas in a pod but the original owner was hysterical and nasty and thought it was destiny that she would be reunited with her cat or something like that because she saw it in a dream, so she took him away from his friend. Our cat was very sad that he left. Still pisses me off when I think about it. They were BFF's. We tried to find the owner when he first appeared but they were nowhere to be found until years later.
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      Editing … I really like old cats. I once found a blind black battle cat on the streets (who's owners I did find very quickly). He had been drifting for 2 weeks according to his owners. He was so funny. He headbutted everything in the room because he was blind and didn't know the surroundings. Usually cat's don't last that long on the streets while being lost but this blind cat somehow survived just fine. That's why I call him battle cat. Battle cat lives on in my heart even though I only knew him for a day. Tell us a story about George.
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      Editing … George is special, in every way. He's nothing like a normal cat, he's a special breed and people pay lots of money for them, I think it might be bombay cat but that just come to mind so it might not be right. He's super intelligent but in a human way, it's like he's not a cat, he reacts like a human and understands what we tell him. Like for example if I say go in the kitchen he will literally walk out the room into the kitchen. He's dog like in that intelligence way. Once upon a time he was the bravest badass cat on the planet he would do anything but one morning we got up and he was shaking under a table. We coaxed him out and his tail was clearly broken, we don't know what happened but I think he got kicked. Since then he runs from everybody anc everything except us. He's a lovely cat though, not handsome in any way shape or form but he's just a nice cat. He wouldn't hurt a fly and he loves a cuddle.
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      Editing … We have Barry too and he's just a normal cat. He's lovely too but he's just an average normal everyday cat. Isabella likes Barry more because George is nervous and runs after his accident because she is quite loud.
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      Editing … Battle cat sounds like a good cat
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    • Klemoib
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      Editing … Bombay cats look pretty. They look like miniature panthers. George does sound like a special cat. I never had a cat that understood words like that. Two of my favorite cats were also special in a way and unlike other normal cats. It's strange how you can tell. They behaved quite human like in some ways and they were also very socially intelligent and understood emotion very well. I also taught one of them to open up doors. He learnt it in a few minutes. Like he understood my demonstration. I probably could have trained him to do much more. Did you teach George do tricks?
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      Editing … George can open some doors too, I had to change the kitchen door handle to stop him getting in the front room at night.
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      Editing … He should learn how to open the fridge door. If I was a cat that would be my no.1 priority.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I call him radar. If I open a cupboard in the kitchen he will immediately appear through the cat flap to see if he's getting food. Even if he's nowhere in sight, once that cupboard opens his food radar picks it up.
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      Editing … His tail is his antenna.
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  • 1 year ago
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    I escaped a fiery death somehow this morning.

    As I opened the kitchen door and turned the light on this morning I smelled gas, but my finger had already hit the light switch. It's a miracle I'm alive! One of the back hobs on the cooker was on full gas and the towel we leave hung over the oven door handle was on the floor so I know he'd been on the cooker.

    The fucking cat actually tried to kill me! His days are numbered, mark my words. He'll turn up in a curry next time I'm home early to cook tea and Claire is at work.
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  • 2 years ago
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    Every video is better with a cat, man.
    https://youtu.be/M9rOgFHvnVA
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  • 4 years ago
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    So after a little over two months my two cats still don't get along. I love both of them and don't want to give one away but i have to if they stay like this :(
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      Editing … oh no, you've gotta keep the one you've had the longest, right?
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    • Aramonde
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      Editing … Sorry for the late reply. Yeah, sucks because i love both cats. They have opposite personalities in a good that balance out. I don't what to do at this point. Why do cats have to be so difficult?!
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  • 4 years ago
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    My old cat is being an asshole since the new cat showed up and its pissing me off.
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  • 5 years ago
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    @Nodley and other cat owners

    Today we got a new cat and our oldest cat is hissing and making weird noses at the new cat. Will our old cat come around to the new one?
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      Editing … Your old cat is trying to alert you to the fact that your new cat is actually an alien lifeform referred to as a Flerken. They are very dangerous and could possibly scratch your eye out and make you wear an eyepatch for the rest of your life. Do not try to kill the Flerken, just let it go peacefully.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Yeah, all cats do that at first. They don't know it's a new family member all they know is another cat is in their territory.
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      Editing … Okay, right now the old cat is upstairs and the new is downstairs. The litter box is downstairs the old one will have to go down there eventually. I just don't want them to get hurt fighting. My old cat is hissing at me now because she can smell the other cat on me.
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  • chiaki suzuki wrote her opinion about Cat
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    Cats are very cute.
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  • 5 years ago
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    My cat got fat. We've put him on a diet. He's not happy :p Bloody love this creature though! He's such a placid, friendly giant of a cat. He sheds EVERYWHERE though.
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      Editing … My Barry is mega fat.
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      Editing … Our Parker is an eating machine. If you let him, he'd eat all day. The cat I grew up (Sylvester) would never overeat, so I'm still a bit unused to how much food to give him. We checked a few sources online though and adjusted his diet and he seems to be slimming down. He's massive in general though. He was 6.5kg when we got him and he's tall enough to reach the kitchen counter when he stands on his back legs.
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      Editing … I give mine 4 pouches a day. When I get up, when I go to work, when I get home and when I go to bed. Vets told me to stick with it.
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      Editing … We were told to give Parker more biscuits and less pouches. Apparently it's better for his teeth
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Our cats won't drink water so pouches are best. George will drink red wine though.
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      Editing … Pouches?
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Yeah. Little foil packets you tear open.
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    • Aramonde
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      Editing … Barry was that orange kitten you found right?
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I rescued him from a prostitutes house.
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      Editing … Not the pussy you expected, eh? *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
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  • 5 years ago
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    How can anyone prefer dogs to cats?

    My friends cat is half famous. She lives about 80 miles away in Whitby where Dracula lives, it's a tiny little seaside town but we all know Poppy cat. She goes into shops in the town centre and sleeps in the windows. It's like she owns the entire fucking town. She's a legend. And no, she doesn't give a fuck if you prefer dogs. She gives zero fucks at all times.
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      Editing … My friend's cat Matilda (I call her Miss Meowtilda) is on my lap for most of the time I'm there. Dogs don't purr either, so that puts them at a pretty heavy disadvantage.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I like how cats are the boss. You don't train cats, they train you. My spirit animal is a cat.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … I like that cats are more picky than dogs. Dogs will be loyal to whoever takes charge of them. You gotta earn the cat's love. I just have to snap my fingers to get Meowtilda to turn her head and run over, cuz she knows I'm gonna make a comfy spot for her to lie down and have her fur stroked.
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      Editing … Puss knew my sleep schedule (and got me to enforce a sleep schedule) by hopping onto my bed at 10pm sharp every night, and meowing if I wasn't ready to join her. She developed an issue with her paw that ended up making it hard for her to jump onto and off the bed, but I made a set of stairs so she could get up and down without help.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Absolutely. Dogs are like whores, they will go with anybody. If you can get a cat to trust you though you're a real animal person.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I'm strict with my Barry and George, they have to stay downstairs and they get fed 4 times a day maximum, no more.
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      Editing … I like both but i'd say i prefer dogs(big dogs) more. Having a cat has made me like way more than i did before.
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