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    Cyclists are cunts
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    Fuck you fuck fucking fuck Fuck FFUCK and furthermore Fuck
    Stupid expensive piece of fucking shit

    I love you, but you're a stupid ass hoe about 5 times a year.

    #flattyre
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    Why does it always have to start raining BUCKETS whenever I’m about to drive home from work? Sometimes it sucks being a bicyclistic person thing.

    The weird thing about it though is that I haven’t got a cold - not even once! - since January 2012 or so, although I’m regularly exposed to all sorts of nasty weather.

    I’m starting to feel like Bruce Willis in #Unbreakable.
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      Editing … Yeah, since I stopped going to the gym everyday and eating super healthy I've had all kinds of sniffles, illnesses and such. It's all linked clearly.
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      Editing … If it's raining buckets when you're driving home from work then Pape must be playing basketball nearby
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    „I see lots of people in bike accidents and these flimsy little helmets don’t help.“ - H. Marsh, Neurosurgeon at St George’s Hospital

    If that’s true, then why the f did I spend $160 on that useless plastic thing in the first place?!
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      Editing … That's like £100 right? Damn, my helmet was £60 and I thought I'd picked an expensive one. I'd never go mountainbiking without one but if I'm just biking across town I give the helmet a miss now and again, I probably shouldn't. They're a lot better than nothing but not as good as a motorcycle helmet and obviously nowhere near as good as being inside a car.
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    Dear diary, today I fell in love with a 4k € enduro-mountainbike. To take my mind off the beautful thought of wasting a fortune on a new bike I decided to listen to the radio for a bit after getting home from the biggest bicycle store in Germany. And what song are they playing? Queen's "bicycle race".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
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      Editing … It's crazy the amount of money you can spend on bikes, you can get a great one for a lot less than that though
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      Editing … My brother has one that is as light as the tour de france ones he reckons, he spent a LOT of money on it. He uses it for triathlons.
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    Dear diary, today I had three near misses with pedestrians and one with a freaking bus on my 20 minute commute to work. Maybe I shouldn't drive so recklessly? Nah, it was probably their fault anyway.
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      Editing … 1) be more careful, 2) lower your damn bike seat, 3) tape a yugioh card to your axl so it sounds like a pop-pop boat so people will hear you and get out of the way.
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      Editing … I drive my van up against the kerb so cyclists can't come up the inside of me. It's like they WANT to die sometimes.
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      Editing … well at least you guys know where I am in case I should be AWOL for a longer period of time without telling anyone beforehand
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      Editing … oh no Gries your not one of those cyclists that ride right on the damn line are you?!
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      Editing … If you're having that many near misses then you need to work on your aim so you don't miss next time
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    whoever said that bicycling is significantly cheaper than having a car clearly has no idea what he's talking about.

    ergonomic saddle - 150 €
    gloves from Roeckl - 55€
    3x chain spray - 42€
    led light from Trelock - 34€
    sprocket wheel & chain - 90€

    I'M BROKE.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Lol, that's nothing. My brothers bike is carbon this and that, it really did cost more than my car, the insurance, road tax and the running costs for an entire year combined.
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      Editing … I can definitely say that here, in Portugal, having a car is WAAAY more expensive...
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      Editing … My dad had to spent 6000€ this year just on his car. That's half of what he won the entire year
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      Editing … My road tax is £250 a year, the MOT test this year was £100 and my insurance is about £500 a year. Plus petrol at £1.30 a litre..... it can get very expensive once you start adding in things like tyres at £80 a go.
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      Editing … Last month I put aside 600 € to pay for my car insurance when it occured to me that ... I don't have a car anymore. That felt weird.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … 600 € more for games. This is good, I might sell my car.
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      Editing … For people my age, this is not the right time to have your own house or your own car. It's very complicated, taxes are going up every month and insurances only make things harder. If you can just stay at your parents' for awhile, keep your job, save money and hope for a change...these are dark times, we're living in :(
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      Editing … I have this idea that Portugal itself will implode in the next few years.
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      Editing … There is actually no need to own a car here. I can get unlimited bus usage for £9.80 a week and there is a bus on every route every 10 minutes up until 11pm. Plus I get my shopping delivered by the supermarket for £2.50. I like having my car but financially it makes no sense whatsoever. I have a company vehicle too, my car gets used like once a week at most. I also have a bike, but that gets used once a year :P
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      Editing … The EU (UE) won't let Portugal officially declare bankrupcy, they don't want to lose a country to potentially suck money from. We're not going anywhere, but things will get worse...ALOT worse, mark those words. If the crisis was only in Portugal it wouldn't be too much of a deal, but the thing is that in 2009 it magnified to a worldwide problem (some countries get away from it better than others). So the best we can do is just do the best in our power to maintain our job, and avoid increasing our costs as much as possible (getting a house or car). Not to say you can't spend money anywhere, in fact spending money is a small contribution to the economy...
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