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    Still can't believe the USA won football.
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    Oh hey guys, I see you all are watching the World Cup final today, I'm not, it sucks, I hate it. But I thought you'd like a bit of a history lesson on footballs, so here you go, a free lesson:
    The sport known as feetballs was invented way way back, even before Jesus itself was invented. Back then there was this guy who wanted a third testicle, bigger than the other two, and so he invented what is commonly known in the modern world as a "ball" from the greek "Ballus" meaning "ball".
    People didn't like this third testicle, so they started kicking it around and throwing it to the walls. They called this foottesticle, that comes from the conjugation of the words "Foott" and "esticle". After the name ball was adopted, the name of the sport also changed.
    After people found a way to make money with this invention they created The FA in 1863, which is like FIFA, but half-assed.
    After reaching level 35 The FA finally evolved into The FIFA, and started creating World Cups as a way to make countries hate themselves even more. The first World Cup was created in 1930, and it took a while for their plan to be completed, but after losing for three world cups in a row the German coach Hitler finally snapped and decided to invade everything out of jealousy. This event is commonly called "World War 2", that comes from the latin "Wur Wur Me Me" meaning "Shit, not again!". During WW2 The FIFA was pretty satisfied with themselves, so they stopped the world cups until the Russians fuck their plans over by making Hitler depressed enough to kill himself.
    The World Cup made it's evil return in 1950, and has been making countries mad at each other ever since. The FIFA looks to be the greatest villain ever in the history of recent times, but some people talk about a hero to dethrone them who calls himself only "PES 2008", which comes from the Portuguese sentence word "Pés 2008" which means "Foot 2008".
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    Well, we're here! Go Croatia!
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      Editing … I'm backing Croatia but I think France will win.
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      Editing … And I have 2 bottles of Birra Moretti
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      Editing … Against the run of play. That'll be it now, France will catch them on a counter, it's in the bag.
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      Editing … Oof Mandzukic.
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      Editing … Yeah France have always been the favorites. If Croatia can turn this around though I'll be ecstatic.
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      Editing … I'm watching a Yank stream instead of the BBC. I like the Yank commentators, they get excited over everything, the British just talk normally.
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      Editing … Game on!!
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      Editing … I'm watching ITV. I'd prefer BBC but I can't seem to get them streaming.
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      Editing … I couldn't see Croatia winning this ever, right up until this moment now. I hope they do it.
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      Editing … And we're back in the game!
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    Oh well, the lads did well, nobody thought we'd get to the world cup final but we very nearly got there. It's been quite some tournament and the whole of England is on a high. Credit to Croatia, they played really well after they scored and deserve to be in the final.

    Come on France!
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    I hope France like fish and chips because they're getting battered on Sunday.
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    Today's the day!

    I think England have gone as far as they should go in the world cup based on talent, but that doesn't mean they can't win tonight or that i wont be supporting them :D
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    This is a good semi final. I really like Olivier Giroud, he makes a nuisance of himself and causes all kinds of problems in the box. I think Belgium are the better side and should win, but who knows, this world cup isn't following the script, all the big boys are already home.
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      Editing … Both goalkeepers have been great so far.
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      Editing … France deserve to go through, their tactics were spot on tonight, the defence was perfect in keeping Hazard, Lukaku and De Bruyne quiet. Well done France, now It's time for England to join them.
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      Editing … I agree. I was really hoping for Belgium to win but France deserved it tonight.
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      Editing … France will be favourites to win it now, they're better than both England and Croatia.
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      Editing … I'd rather either of them win than France lol
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    So, England vs Croatia on Wednesday in the world cup semi final. Croatia were brilliant in their opening game but haven't played to that level since. It's a real 50/50 game.
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    2 times before in my entire life I felt like this. The day my daughter was born and that amazing afternoon at Wembley when Hull City were promoted to the Premier league.

    It's coming home :D
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      Editing … Blimey Nod, if you can compare getting through a quarter final to your daughter being born what are you going to be like if we win?
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      Editing … Not long to find out
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