So I knew this kid (I can't really say that, he's older than me) in high school whose goal was to become a politician. Personally I thought he was a bit uneducated when it came to politics, and his inspiration often came from the USSR*, so I hoped that he'd find a new dream job.
We'll call this friend Red.

Another kid that I was best friends with in sixth grade, who then became a nazi in high school, and then eventually became a North Korea-praising satanist, started living with Red. We'll call this new kid Brown. Brown was raised in a wealthy household and was incredibly spoiled, and when his parents decided that he had to get a job (at like, the age of 20) if he wanted to keep living with them, he just up and left and moved in with Red.

Now, I don't really keep in touch with very many people, so I haven't spoken with them for fuckin ages, but a friend of mine recently had to tell me what Red and Brown have been up to.
So, it turns out that Red has become an Ark addict. All day every day, he sits in front of his computer playing Ark. He plays on one of the heavily populated official servers, and has become enemies of the chinese. Brown, who's never known what responsibility is, realized that Red's lazy behavior was unhealthy, and tried to get him to go outside--
so he got kicked out.
An Ark addict. I hope that intervention reality show is still a thing, because this would make for one hell of an episode.